It's been a two month journey through the valley of bad hair. It started with nirvana, a first date with a Brazilian blowout that ended up shafting me like a great one-night stand gone awry. My hair started cracking off around the hairline, then splitting in the middle. It would have been at least acceptable had it been wonderful session of hair pulling during the wild-thing, but no. Come to find out, it was all because of the horridly high cancer causing levels of formaldihyde in the Bralizian goo that was slathered on my head.
Lacking the hours in the day to slog to the beautician every week to get my hair on the mend, I start taking truckloads of prenatal vitamins, eat spinach and then research strengthening, hair mending/shining products. Once again, hundreds of dollars spent to experience a trendy, (though pretty) effect has now giving me a hard kick in the booty, as it only took $9.00 (US) to resurrect my damaged hair.
Umberto Hair Treatment
. Wet hair (or shampoo), leave damp, put Umbert on and leave for 20 min. Rinse out (but don't wash out). The first week my hair looked like it had been reborn again, a newborn right after changing, sans the red eyes. Glossy, shiny, no frizz. The 2nd week, the ends were markedly be
tter, not so flightly. It recommends 1x a wk, and I'll probably keep going w/it. Besides saving me $50 a shot for a 20 min deep conditioning treatment, and 45 min each way (plus bbsitter time and mental damage), it smells great. Don't be the fool like me. Skip the Brazilian (blowout, thanks She), spend the $14 on Umberto and use the other $200+ for some nice shoes, or better yet, the poor folks in the south who just got their homes destroyed.
Lacking the hours in the day to slog to the beautician every week to get my hair on the mend, I start taking truckloads of prenatal vitamins, eat spinach and then research strengthening, hair mending/shining products. Once again, hundreds of dollars spent to experience a trendy, (though pretty) effect has now giving me a hard kick in the booty, as it only took $9.00 (US) to resurrect my damaged hair.
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| Silk hair and smells good to boot |
. Wet hair (or shampoo), leave damp, put Umbert on and leave for 20 min. Rinse out (but don't wash out). The first week my hair looked like it had been reborn again, a newborn right after changing, sans the red eyes. Glossy, shiny, no frizz. The 2nd week, the ends were markedly better, not so flightly. It recommends 1x a wk, and I'll probably keep going w/it. Besides saving me $50 a shot for a 20 min deep conditioning treatment, and 45 min each way (plus bbsitter time and mental damage), it smells great. Don't be the fool like me. Skip the Brazilian (blowout, thanks She), spend the $14 on Umberto and use the other $200+ for some nice shoes, or better yet, the poor folks in the south who just got their homes destroyed.
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