Gonna Be a Bear

At my parents house, rummaging through the cookbooks, looking for the best Creme Caramel (flan) recipe and what do I find? A little ditty about women and bears. It was stuck underneath mom's handouts from church. One seriously has to appreciate a religious organization that provides its mama's with this kind of love.

From her house to yours. Print and share at will (a' course men will enjoy this as well).

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Gonna be a bear

In this life I’m  a woman. In my next life, I’d like to come back as a bear. When you’re a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you’re supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.

Me in the morning

When you’re a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you’re sleeping and wake partially grown. Cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.

If you’re a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.

If you’re a bera, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

Yup. Gonna be a bear!